1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:03,679 The big news is that you have a half-brother, Flo, called Austin. 2 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:06,319 Famous children's book author, son he never knew he had, 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:08,639 tracks down his dad - there could be a book in it. 4 00:00:08,640 --> 00:00:10,239 Or it could be a documentary. 5 00:00:10,240 --> 00:00:11,839 I think we should make this film. 6 00:00:11,840 --> 00:00:13,999 We even have a responsibility to make this film. 7 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,639 Get down! Down! 8 00:00:15,640 --> 00:00:17,199 Does separate bedrooms mean 9 00:00:17,200 --> 00:00:19,719 no creative workshops outside office hours? 10 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:22,719 'Creative workshops outside office hours' means sex, right? 11 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,880 Yes, mate. Yeah. 12 00:00:28,400 --> 00:00:31,440 OK. So I'm male and I'm silent. 13 00:00:32,720 --> 00:00:34,879 Yeah. Honestly, I can't... 14 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,639 Oh, come on! It's... No, I can't think. 15 00:00:36,640 --> 00:00:38,999 I just literally can't think of a single silent character. 16 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:41,519 Well, there's hundreds of them. You're so bad at this game! 17 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:44,159 No, I'm not. I'm reigning family champion, thank you very much. 18 00:00:44,160 --> 00:00:46,599 Well, that's only 'cause you give us such obscure ones. 19 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:48,200 Go on. Um, OK. 20 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:50,719 Oh, am I Batman? 21 00:00:50,720 --> 00:00:52,999 Batman? Batman talks all the time! 22 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:55,439 Why would you guess Batman? Do you see yourself as Batman? 23 00:00:55,440 --> 00:00:57,999 It's all about how you see me, isn't it? You wrote it. 24 00:00:58,000 --> 00:01:00,399 Ah! Austin, your go. 25 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:03,479 So, to re-cap, I'm known for being on television... 26 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,079 Yes. And film and stage. And stage, yeah. 27 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:07,679 I'm regarded as an expert in my field. 28 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:09,279 Definitely. I'm English. 29 00:01:09,280 --> 00:01:10,759 Yes. Very. 30 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,479 Well-bred. Certainly. 31 00:01:12,480 --> 00:01:14,999 Talented and awarded in my field. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 32 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,399 I'm regarded as a national treasure. BOTH: Yes! 33 00:01:17,400 --> 00:01:19,360 And I Billie Piper? 34 00:01:20,760 --> 00:01:22,719 Nearly. Uh...close? 35 00:01:22,720 --> 00:01:24,399 I mean... Ish. 36 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:27,879 I've never been to a slumber party before but if I'm not Billie Piper, 37 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,480 I think it's time to retire to my quarters. 38 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,480 You...you can take the sticker off. 39 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,520 (LIVELY MUSIC) 40 00:01:47,171 --> 00:01:52,679 RADIO ANNOUNCER: Well, now time for the shipping forecast, 41 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:54,399 issued by the Met Office, 42 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,359 on behalf of the Maritime and Coastguard Agency 43 00:01:57,360 --> 00:02:00,999 at 0500 on Tuesday, 8 August. 44 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:02,519 The general synopsis... 45 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,239 (MOANS) (YELLS) Holy shit! 46 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:07,119 Oh, my... Bubs! Hi! 47 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,519 Bubs! Hello! 48 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,319 What are you doing here? What are YOU doing here? 49 00:02:12,320 --> 00:02:14,319 Mmm. Oh, my god. 50 00:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,359 Mum, does that come on every morning? 51 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,799 Yeah, well, I like waking up to the shipping forecast. 52 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,999 I mean...oh! Oh, my god, Mum! It's 5:00am! It's so early! 53 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:25,720 The day doesn't start for another six hours. 54 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:29,759 Well, I like it. Helps me prepare for the day. 55 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,279 What - for all the sailing you're going to do? 56 00:02:33,280 --> 00:02:34,999 How are you? 57 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,879 What time did you get here? 58 00:02:36,880 --> 00:02:41,039 It must have been late. I...did try to go into my room. 59 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:43,479 But then I realised... I'm sorry! 60 00:02:43,480 --> 00:02:45,319 It was fine. I'm sorry. 61 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,919 Yeah, I haven't actually, um, met my secret half-brother yet, 62 00:02:47,920 --> 00:02:50,039 so it's probably a bit soon for a top and tail. 63 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:51,719 Yeah. Well, that was very wise. 64 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:53,879 Save the pyjama party for the next couple of days, eh? 65 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,679 Mmm. Mmmmmwah! Missed you. 66 00:02:56,680 --> 00:02:58,679 Mum, he does know that I'm coming, right? 67 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:00,399 Yeah, of course he does! 68 00:03:00,400 --> 00:03:02,759 Yeah, we were just expecting you today, in the daylight. 69 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:04,999 Well, I like driving at night. Yeah. Fewer witnesses. 70 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:06,480 Exactly. 71 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,400 I do have a question. Mm-hm. 72 00:03:10,400 --> 00:03:13,719 It just seems...very snug in here. 73 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:17,879 I...I don't know - maybe somebody is sleeping in here full-time. 74 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:21,199 You're very perceptive, my Florence. Have I told you that before? 75 00:03:21,200 --> 00:03:22,919 Yes. Yeah. 76 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:24,840 I am just, um... 77 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:28,199 ..taking a bit of space, you know? 78 00:03:28,200 --> 00:03:30,839 Trying to work out what my next, uh, thing is. 79 00:03:30,840 --> 00:03:33,239 You know? Mmm. Deep-sea fishing? 80 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,199 (CHUCKLES) I have to say, that does sound very appealing. 81 00:03:36,200 --> 00:03:37,520 Mmm. 82 00:03:41,611 --> 00:03:46,279 Morning, Austin! Ah, good morning, Geoffrey. 83 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,839 I'm just off down that new deli down on the corner. 84 00:03:48,840 --> 00:03:50,879 They've got some beautiful hummus down there. 85 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:52,479 That sounds marvellous. Yeah. 86 00:03:52,480 --> 00:03:54,519 Hey, you cleaned up at the darts, didn't you? 87 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,839 Yes. I believe I am what you would call a natural. 88 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:59,559 Yeah, well, you're better than your dad, that's for sure. 89 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,879 No, he let me down quite badly, actually. 90 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,759 I'm not surprised. He's not very sporty. 91 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,639 Hey - they've got a new competition running next week. 92 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:08,639 500 pounds cash prize. 93 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:10,639 Interested? Want to team up? 94 00:04:10,640 --> 00:04:12,479 500 pounds. 95 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:16,559 Otherwise known as a monkey. You remembered! Well done! Good boy. 96 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,079 Well...gooday! 97 00:04:19,080 --> 00:04:21,000 You remembered! (LAUGHS) 98 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:26,479 Austin...you'll say hi to Ingrid for me, will ya? 99 00:04:26,480 --> 00:04:28,279 Will do. Alright. 100 00:04:28,280 --> 00:04:31,000 Take care, Geoffrey. I'll save you some hummus. 101 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,000 BILL: I think he's set for a day at home. 102 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:39,999 Fancy some sight-seeing? 103 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:43,200 Ever since I was a boy, I've been fascinated with Stonehenge. 104 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:52,079 Come in. 105 00:04:52,080 --> 00:04:55,559 Oh, Austin! That's so sweet. Thank you so much. 106 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:57,999 That's alright. Uh, hello, Florence. 107 00:04:58,000 --> 00:04:59,599 I didn't expect to see you here. 108 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:01,239 Hi, Austin. Hi. Sorry. 109 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:02,999 We didn't mean to surprise you. 110 00:05:03,000 --> 00:05:05,119 Florence snuck in under cloak of darkness. 111 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,999 That's OK. Did you drive through the night? 112 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:10,999 Yeah, I did, but I do it all the time and it's fine. 113 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:14,519 Goodness, I'm... Sorry. I'm surprised. Hi! Hi. 114 00:05:14,520 --> 00:05:17,559 It's a pleasure to meet you, Florence, my half-sister. 115 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:20,359 Um...do you hug? Or...or is a handshake OK? 116 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:22,640 Uh, have you washed them recently? 117 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:25,719 No, she hasn't. Maybe later, then. 118 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:27,279 Sure. Totally. That's...that's fine. 119 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,639 I mean, I'm gonna get a shower in a minute anyway. I just... 120 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,719 I actually stink. Yes. 121 00:05:31,720 --> 00:05:34,759 But I have a question - can I interest you in some breakfast? 122 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,319 Awww, you don't need to do that, Austin. 123 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:39,279 I'm...I'm just gonna have muesli. 124 00:05:39,280 --> 00:05:41,999 Florence, how do you feel about gentleman's relish 125 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,359 with honey and marmalade on toast with eggs? 126 00:05:44,360 --> 00:05:46,359 Uh...yeah, gentleman's relish - is that... 127 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,600 That's anchovy paste. Anchovy paste. 128 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:53,999 Gentleman's relish and marmalade does sound delicious... 129 00:05:54,000 --> 00:05:55,800 Great! I'll get started. 130 00:05:55,811 --> 00:06:01,679 OK. So, you remember how I told you he doesn't really do sarcasm? 131 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:03,439 Yeah. Oh, sh... Enjoy! 132 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:05,240 Is he gonna make it? 133 00:06:06,640 --> 00:06:09,079 Gonna make Ingrid a cup of tea. 134 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,639 Already done. Florence might like some, though. 135 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:13,119 Florence? 136 00:06:13,120 --> 00:06:14,799 You should warn her that driving at night 137 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:16,790 increases the risk of a fatal car crash. 138 00:06:16,791 --> 00:06:20,079 Right. Yeah. Well, I'll be sure to tell her off about that. 139 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:23,519 Um, so...what, you guys have met? 140 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:27,559 Um, how'd it go? I mean, was it OK? Was it awkward? 141 00:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,399 I'm sorry, mate. I should have been there. 142 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:30,999 Ingrid was there 143 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,639 and also, Dad, sometimes I think that the pomp and ceremony 144 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,519 would make things more awkward. 145 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:36,999 Oh, yeah. Quite right. 146 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,799 So...how did she seem? 147 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,679 She needs a good wash. Oh. 148 00:06:41,680 --> 00:06:43,879 OK. Well, I'll be sure to tell her that as well. 149 00:06:43,880 --> 00:06:45,399 I already did. 150 00:06:45,400 --> 00:06:47,639 I believe that honesty is very important in a family, 151 00:06:47,640 --> 00:06:49,199 even between half-siblings. 152 00:06:49,200 --> 00:06:50,919 Ah. I couldn't agree more. 153 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:53,839 You know, Austin, I think you're gonna be an amazing influence 154 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,359 on Julian and this family. 155 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:56,959 I really do. Absolutely. 156 00:06:56,960 --> 00:06:58,959 Although sometimes, I think a little white lie 157 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,999 to preserve someone's feelings is permitted. 158 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,759 Should I have said that she smelt nice? 159 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:04,919 Usually it's better to compliment something else, 160 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:06,719 like, um...I don't know - "I love your hair." 161 00:07:06,720 --> 00:07:08,759 Her hair is very messy. Now, sit down and relax, Dad. 162 00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:10,319 I'm making everybody breakfast. 163 00:07:10,320 --> 00:07:12,199 So, Austin, have you got any plans for today? 164 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:14,159 I was gonna pick up some more cheese. 165 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:16,319 Great! Great. I think we need more cheese. 166 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:17,959 That's what I thought. 167 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,439 I was joking. I mean, it... t doesn't matter. Sorry. 168 00:07:20,440 --> 00:07:22,959 So, what is going on with this documentary screening? 169 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:24,439 Ah! Yes. 170 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:27,559 Well, uh, it starts at 4 o'clock, so I thought we'd get there about 3:30, 171 00:07:27,560 --> 00:07:29,279 grab a few snacks, maybe some popcorn. 172 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,839 But who's coming? 173 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,079 Well, I mean, the four of us, Heidi, Ginny and Sue... 174 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:35,959 It's only just a handful, really. It's only a rough-cut screening. 175 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:39,519 Oh - uh, Heidi has invited a few buyers but no replies yet. 176 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:42,479 Buyers? Surely it's too premature for buyers. 177 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,439 No, no, this is exactly what you do, you know? 178 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,759 Bit of light flirting, tease them with the promise of it. 179 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:48,999 But how promising is a rough cut? It's really promising. 180 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:51,319 Is it, though? Have you seen it? I'm right across it. 181 00:07:51,320 --> 00:07:53,439 OK. Well, that makes me feel a lot better. 182 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,799 What could possibly go wrong? I'll wear my business suit. 183 00:07:55,800 --> 00:07:58,759 First impressions are very important. Quite right. Yeah, me too. 184 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,639 I'm gonna pop on one of my best suits, really look the part. 185 00:08:01,640 --> 00:08:04,639 What, you mean one of the suits you had made in Turkey in the '90s? 186 00:08:04,640 --> 00:08:06,639 The '90s is back in fashion, I'll have you know. 187 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,119 Is it? 188 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,599 (CHUCKLES) 189 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,559 Actually, they're not all made in Turkey. 190 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:14,439 I've got a really nice blue one here, from that photoshoot with GQ. 191 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:16,439 What photoshoot with GQ? 192 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,159 Oh, what the hell? 193 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,719 Julian, did you get asked to do another photoshoot without me? 194 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,239 And you sold a bloody suit! I'm sure you were there. 195 00:08:23,240 --> 00:08:25,759 Well, if I was there, where's my designer contraband, then? 196 00:08:25,760 --> 00:08:28,239 Ooh! That's nice. Very dapper. 197 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:32,159 Florence has gone to the studio to look for some hacksaws and machinery. 198 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,039 Should I be concerned? 199 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:36,599 No, she's got a side hustle making jewellery out of objet trouve. 200 00:08:36,600 --> 00:08:38,079 Discarded rubbish. 201 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,599 Yes, it's extremely hygienic and highly profitable. 202 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:42,559 Was that... Sorry. 203 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:45,599 Uh, more sarcasm. Sorry, Austin. Oh, no. Please don't apologise. 204 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:49,359 I love replaying every sentence to determine if it's genuine or not. 205 00:08:49,360 --> 00:08:51,000 Nice. Very good. 206 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:53,600 OK. (CLEARS THROAT) 207 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,639 What do you think? No. Horrid. 208 00:08:56,640 --> 00:08:58,479 Annie Leibovitz said it really suited me. 209 00:08:58,480 --> 00:08:59,959 I know you like blue 210 00:08:59,960 --> 00:09:02,119 but that's a very different thing from it suiting you. 211 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,879 Blue's always been my favourite colour. 212 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:06,239 Yeah, well, I mean, sometimes, your favourite colour... 213 00:09:06,240 --> 00:09:07,719 doesn't work for you anymore. 214 00:09:07,720 --> 00:09:09,559 What's that supposed to mean? 215 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:11,199 Well, it's just complex, isn't it? 216 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:14,079 I mean, that's not even blue - it's...it's Prussian slate. 217 00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,399 OK. I just really love wearing Prussian slate. 218 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:18,119 Well... 219 00:09:18,120 --> 00:09:19,799 at the moment, 220 00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:23,999 Prussian slate isn't sure if it loves you wearing it. 221 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:27,039 Is Prussian slate gonna be worn by someone else? 222 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,999 That's not what this is about! 223 00:09:29,000 --> 00:09:32,479 Prussian slate doesn't want or need to be worn by anyone else right now. 224 00:09:32,480 --> 00:09:34,719 Just...you need to wear grey. 225 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:37,039 Grey? Is that... Who's grey? 226 00:09:37,040 --> 00:09:39,199 Nobody's grey. Grey's just a colour. Oh, good. 227 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,399 Grey's actually very sophisticated, Dad. 228 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:45,079 The foreign minister back in Canberra always wears grey. 229 00:09:45,080 --> 00:09:46,999 In that case, my mind's made up. 230 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,600 I'll wear Prussian slate. 231 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:51,400 Good for you. 232 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:57,479 I can't see anything through this incessant drizzle. 233 00:09:57,480 --> 00:09:59,799 They say that often, the most unlikely hypothesis 234 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,359 is the correct one. 235 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,359 Who says that? Mathematicians. 236 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,719 Really? 237 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:06,639 Well, just because it doesn't make sense to you, 238 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,199 doesn't mean it's not true. 239 00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:09,959 It doesn't make sense to anyone. It does! 240 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:11,639 Otherwise, how would I know about it? 241 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,599 Dad... Melanie, just hear me out. 242 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,399 They could see that the ancient people 243 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,559 weren't gonna be able to manage on their own, 244 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:20,919 so they popped down and used their advanced technology 245 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,999 to buzz around a bit and voila! 246 00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:25,720 Stonehenge. 247 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,639 Hey, Flossie! How are you getting on? 248 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:37,839 Oh, my word! What are these all doing out? 249 00:10:37,840 --> 00:10:40,559 Well, I just found them when I was moving some boxes. 250 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,599 Oh, that is Wolfie. 251 00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,439 Who's Wolfie? 252 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:48,799 Wolfie from the Vienna School of Art has the most amazing co... 253 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,279 I just have...I'm sorry, I just haven't seen these for ages. 254 00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:53,799 Were they out the back? Yeah, they were just hiding. 255 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,319 It's my phallum series. 256 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:57,919 It was feminist, for reasons I no longer recall. 257 00:10:57,920 --> 00:11:00,799 Jesus Christ, Mum - is...is that Dad? 258 00:11:00,800 --> 00:11:03,799 Yeah. 20 years ago. 259 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,800 OK, Mum. No, focus, please. 260 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,000 I think this should be your next thing. 261 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,919 Well, this is my forever thing. 262 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,479 This is...I just...I just put this on pause when I... 263 00:11:15,480 --> 00:11:17,119 They are really good. 264 00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,999 Are you serious? I think you should exhibit. 265 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:21,759 What?! Exhibit? 266 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:23,319 Mmm. These? 267 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,239 Poppet? Chockie mow-wow? Oh, thanks. 268 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:28,719 Oh, having a clear-out? No! 269 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,719 Florence thinks I should exhibit these. 270 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:32,400 What? But where? 271 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:37,079 Ooh, I actually have a mate in East with a space. Let me just... 272 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,399 Yeah, let me just give him a call, OK? 273 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:40,919 The nudes. Right. 274 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:42,999 No, well, yes, I mean, I've always been, uh... 275 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:47,679 very supportive of your, um...nudity, er...uh, nudes. 276 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:49,359 My phallum series. Phallum series. 277 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,839 Have you been supportive? 278 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,639 'Cause I remember your actual words were, 279 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:54,639 "Oh, well - as long as it's tax-deductible." 280 00:11:54,640 --> 00:11:56,439 Yeah, well, supportive of both of us. 281 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:58,319 But, uh, are you sure you want to exhibit? 282 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,679 You know, are you ready for that, uh, scrutiny? 283 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:02,719 Well, I don't need your blessing, Julian. 284 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,919 This is me going back to my creative source. 285 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:09,199 No more paws, no more claws, no more ears, no more vestigial tails. 286 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:11,439 I'm going back to what inspires me - Man. 287 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:13,559 Oh, I'm sorry - I didn't realise that working with me 288 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,599 on a beloved series that brought joy to millions 289 00:12:15,600 --> 00:12:17,199 was quite so soul-destroying. 290 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,959 Obviously it wasn't but I've been through a lot of pain, Julian, 291 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:21,799 and I just need something good to come of it. 292 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:24,039 What are you doing? I think we should have a bonfire. 293 00:12:24,040 --> 00:12:26,239 Kind of a cremation, a ceremony. 294 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:30,039 Great! Yes! Let's set fire to our entire life's work! Fabulous! 295 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,799 Well, it... Fine. You have the sketches in your office, then. 296 00:12:32,800 --> 00:12:34,719 If I'm going to do this exhibition, 297 00:12:34,720 --> 00:12:36,999 I'm going to need space to finish my canvasses. 298 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,919 I'm feeling a bit...no. 299 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,559 I'm feeling a bit...no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 300 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,479 First you decide to start sleeping in here, 301 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,199 then you decide to start... painting willies again! 302 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,399 And burn all our history?! 303 00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,320 Don't be such a cry-baby! 304 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:55,840 Is that...Geoffrey from next door? 305 00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:02,599 BILL: OK. So, giants. 306 00:13:02,600 --> 00:13:04,079 People were bigger then, 307 00:13:04,080 --> 00:13:07,479 so they could pick up the stones and carry them from Wales. 308 00:13:07,480 --> 00:13:10,319 Giants? What, "Fee, fi, fo, fum?" 309 00:13:10,320 --> 00:13:12,159 No, OK. Fine. 310 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,319 Alright - what about that fellow, Merlin? 311 00:13:14,320 --> 00:13:16,559 I mean, who are we to say that magic doesn't exist? 312 00:13:16,560 --> 00:13:18,199 Have you ever seen any magic? 313 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:19,719 Well, good magic would be so good, 314 00:13:19,720 --> 00:13:21,719 you wouldn't even know it was magic, right? 315 00:13:21,720 --> 00:13:24,360 Dad, I really don't think Merlin built Stonehenge. 316 00:13:25,360 --> 00:13:28,599 (SIGHS) If we can't get out of the sodding car, 317 00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,520 we'll never know, will we? 318 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,159 Come in. Ah, hello, Florence. 319 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,159 How are you? I'm great, thanks. 320 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,999 What d'you think? 321 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,480 Very... 322 00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,719 I like your hair. 323 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,159 (CHUCKLES) You don't have to give me false compliments. 324 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:50,079 It's alright. We can do literal. 325 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:52,039 I love literal. OK. That's good. 326 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,639 Because I do think that the earrings are quite ugly. 327 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:56,839 But I admire your creativity. 328 00:13:56,840 --> 00:13:59,559 And your hair certainly looks a lot better than it did this morning. 329 00:13:59,560 --> 00:14:02,519 Well, thank you. And you, my friend, are in a wicked suit. 330 00:14:02,520 --> 00:14:03,879 Thank you. 331 00:14:03,880 --> 00:14:06,399 Well, I came to say that we need to leave shortly for the cinema. 332 00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:09,599 Oh, right! The, uh...the documentary...viewing...thing. 333 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,239 Yes. OK. 334 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,079 Refreshments will be provided. Great. 335 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:15,119 Do you like popcorn? I love popcorn. 336 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,079 And see, if you put small bits of chocolate in 337 00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,719 with the sweet and salty, it just... 338 00:14:18,720 --> 00:14:21,119 Delicious. That does sound delicious. 339 00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:24,639 OK. Well, I'm gonna go get ready, I guess. Get changed. 340 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,639 Oh, are these your paintings? 341 00:14:26,640 --> 00:14:29,999 No! They are Mum's. Pretty racy, huh? 342 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,319 Personally, I don't approve of graphic nudity. 343 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:35,039 However, I am aware that a lot of people do love it. 344 00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,639 Yeah. Well, she's planning on doing an exhibition, so... 345 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,399 They'll be on display in public?! 346 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:42,720 (LAUGHS) Yeah! Wait...is that our dad? 347 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,959 Yeah. I really wish I didn't see that. 348 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,520 I know. 349 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,400 (CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 350 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:02,879 I recognise everyone here. 351 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,359 Well, I'd expect even you 352 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:06,399 to recognise 10 of your closest friends, Julian. 353 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,399 Apart from those people with Yolanda. Are they buyers? 354 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:10,879 No. 355 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,039 So who's coming? Channel 4? The Beeb? 356 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:14,759 No. The art channel? 357 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:16,759 No. So really, no-one replied? 358 00:15:16,760 --> 00:15:19,479 Well, I want to get it out there! You know, share it with the world. 359 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:21,999 Julian, have you considered that, on the whole, 360 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:23,599 you might be a tiny bit shit 361 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,719 at knowing what to share with the world and when? 362 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:27,599 Actually, Channel 5 will take a look next week, 363 00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,239 once the final cut is finished, 364 00:15:29,240 --> 00:15:32,039 so there is some, sort of, morbid, car-crash curiosity. 365 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:34,999 Anyway, news flash - 366 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,479 I have some quite exciting news to share. 367 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,399 You've reconsidered working with Sean? 368 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,959 Are you sleeping with Sean? 369 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,559 Actually, don't answer that. 370 00:15:42,560 --> 00:15:45,439 I have realised that, while there are no original stories, 371 00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:47,319 particularly Sean's, 372 00:15:47,320 --> 00:15:49,239 there is original art 373 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:53,199 and I have been always - and still am, actually - 374 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:55,799 quite an original artist. 375 00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:58,359 Really? I'm going to have an exhibition! 376 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,039 Oh! Of what? 377 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,159 Of my nudes. The phallum series. 378 00:16:02,160 --> 00:16:04,119 I've got around a dozen of them. 379 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,679 Some of them are unfinished 380 00:16:05,680 --> 00:16:08,359 but anyway, Florence has this friend who has a gallery... 381 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,439 I'm sorry, but do you...are you... 382 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,959 oh, do you mean those paintings of Julian? 383 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:15,039 Yeah but they're not all of Julian. 384 00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,919 No, apparently some of the men from the neighbourhood also feature. 385 00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,399 He posed for me, Julian. 386 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:21,919 It's not like he and I had a secret child 387 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,799 that I kept hidden for decades. 388 00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:25,839 Yeah. Walked into that, didn't I? 389 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,479 I'm...I'm going... (MUTTERS) 390 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:29,759 Ingrid, look, I know that you're a very free woman... 391 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:33,279 Well, I...I actually am. Yeah but you know, artists. 392 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,119 Typically hard-off, aren't they? 393 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,039 Yeah but that doesn't apply to me. I am aware it's a privilege. 394 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,039 Great. But...what are the real monetisation opportunities? 395 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,799 Heidi, I don't expect you to understand this 396 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,999 but I'm doing it kunst fur die kunst - 397 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:51,759 art for art's sake, for the sheer wild joy of it. 398 00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,239 Happy for you. 399 00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:56,159 Anyway, Florence has got this friend who's got a gallery in Shoreditch, 400 00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,279 E2RT - it's got a slight mould problem... 401 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,039 Oh, great. Classy. Can't wait. 402 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:03,159 Which...which is perfect, 'cause it needs to be a bit squalid 403 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,319 for my phoenix-from-the-ashes moment, you know, 404 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:07,119 or I'm not gonna be taken seriously. 405 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,719 Yeah. Um, I don't know. 406 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:11,879 Have you considered what price point you want to sell these paintings for? 407 00:17:11,880 --> 00:17:14,240 Yeah, Florence says, like, 10 grand each. 408 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:18,839 Is there room on that phoenix for me, as soon as I'm not so busy anymore? 409 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:20,319 (LAUGHS) 410 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:23,399 Be careful - I'm hot. Mmm. 411 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,839 Do you like lemonade? Yeah. 412 00:17:25,840 --> 00:17:27,959 But I prefer it flat. 413 00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,999 Oh, my god, me too! 414 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,000 I just like the flavour. Same here. 415 00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:34,839 Do you sneeze when you look at the sun? 416 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:36,599 Sometimes. 417 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,119 OK. How about... 418 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,079 Do you get the hiccups if you laugh too much? 419 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,759 Actually, that's happened only once but yes. 420 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,319 This is amazing. I suppose it could be the genetics. 421 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,399 Oh, do you get the squits if you drink too much milk? 422 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:50,279 Uh...no. 423 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:52,599 I actually happen to love dairy. Oh. 424 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:55,400 Particularly cheese. I must just get that from Mum. 425 00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:00,359 Um, can we have a bit of schtum, guys? 426 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,759 Guys, can we have a little bit of...schtum? 427 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,399 Thank you. 428 00:18:04,400 --> 00:18:08,519 Um, it's wonderful to see some of our favourite faces here today. 429 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,719 Welcome to my film. Yeah. 430 00:18:10,720 --> 00:18:14,999 Well, uh...my money, my ideas, so it's probably more my film, really. 431 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,719 (LAUGHS) So sorry, everyone. 432 00:18:17,720 --> 00:18:19,879 We don't have any idea what we're doing. 433 00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,479 We're not actually film-makers. Well, no, I...I am. 434 00:18:22,480 --> 00:18:23,999 Award-winning, actually. 435 00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,399 Like I say, without financing, what have you got? 436 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,599 My integrity. Money makes the world go round. 437 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:31,999 It's, um, wonderful to see some of our, uh, fave... 438 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,640 Oh, sorry. I've done that bit. 439 00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,520 Hello. 440 00:18:36,521 --> 00:18:39,679 S-sorry, Austin - did you want to say something? 441 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:41,639 Yeah, I would, if that's alright. 442 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:43,119 Thanks. 443 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,999 Hello. I'm Austin. 444 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,719 I've met three of you already. 445 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,359 I just wanted to say thank you 446 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,919 for coming to support my dad and stepmother. 447 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,719 Dad has been working very hard on this documentary 448 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,359 and we hope it will assist him 449 00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:58,359 in being recognised for something other than re-posting a Nazi, 450 00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,159 as he has barely shown any racist qualities since then. 451 00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:02,759 Thank you so much, Austin. 452 00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:06,079 The best introduction to art is no introduction to art. 453 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,199 Hear, hear. As a fine artist, I agree with that. 454 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,359 Be an embryo, ready to evolve. 455 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:13,879 Empty. 456 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:17,159 But it is a bit of a myth that we can ever actually be empty. 457 00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:20,759 I mean, all us are basically full, aren't we, of blood and ideas... 458 00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,519 (OTHERS BEGIN SPEAKING AT ONCE) ..so many of our favourite... 459 00:19:23,520 --> 00:19:25,999 This dynamic isn't working. Can we please just roll the piece? 460 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,999 Ro... Uh, roll it, please. Yeah. 461 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,479 Yep. 462 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:32,000 (POIGNANT MUSIC PLAYS) 463 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:46,760 Are you nervous? 464 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:50,879 AUSTIN: All my life, I have wondered where I came from. 465 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:53,439 I was on a quest to understand my origins 466 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:55,919 and now I have finally found them. 467 00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:59,599 I am an Englishman and I am the son of an author. 468 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:02,999 Separated by thousands of miles. 469 00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,439 I didn't even know of his existence. 470 00:20:05,440 --> 00:20:07,199 I love marmalade 471 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,479 and also Marmite, as long as it's not too strong. 472 00:20:10,480 --> 00:20:13,199 These are two condiments recognised the world over 473 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:14,999 for their British heritage 474 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,079 and I hope that I will be recognised for mine. 475 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:24,879 We were on a path. Birds were flying down and...and landing near us. 476 00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,559 Before I found my father, I was stuck. 477 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:30,279 I wasn't sure how I was gonna fit in in this world. 478 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:32,479 There is this thing, when you are, 479 00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,039 um...a bit royal 480 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:37,399 that does kind of mess with your head, 'cause you're like, 481 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:39,199 "Well," you know, "does it mean anything?" 482 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,999 You know, the divine right of kings, am I different? 483 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,359 I didn't know my father. 484 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,999 I thought that I was the product of a sperm donor. 485 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,999 He didn't know about me but... 486 00:20:49,000 --> 00:20:51,599 you know, I wonder, can you feel a father's presence, 487 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:53,359 even when there's absence? 488 00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:55,319 Don't know. Can you? Is he joking? 489 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,119 I don't know. I hope so. 490 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:01,479 The sun was shining and the path was a little bit muddy 491 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,120 but...it was beautiful. 492 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:07,160 (SIGHS) I wasn't there. 493 00:21:08,800 --> 00:21:10,440 And now I am. 494 00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:14,079 "And now I am." 495 00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,959 To be a father, or to be a good father - 496 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,999 um, I think it's about...balance. 497 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,839 You know, since meeting Austin, 498 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,559 I've had to re-evaluate, really, everything. 499 00:21:25,560 --> 00:21:28,679 I did eventually come to see that he's a narcissist 500 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,279 but if somebody is a narcissist, 501 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,639 that means they just have something to work on. 502 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,599 I've...I've made mistakes. 503 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:36,239 No shit, Sherlock. 504 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,559 I've lapsed in judgement but... 505 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,400 you know, I'm... 506 00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,600 ..I think I'm evolving. 507 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:47,360 Your past does not equal your future. 508 00:21:48,360 --> 00:21:50,239 That's Tony Robbins. 509 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,079 Shh! 510 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,679 I mean, our entire relationship 511 00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,839 was based on the birth of this fictional creature - 512 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,239 this Big Bear was our firstborn. 513 00:21:58,240 --> 00:22:02,439 What appealed to me most about Big Bear is that he's adventurous 514 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,959 and he's always trying to look on the positive side. 515 00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,000 And now Julian's... 516 00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,759 ..effectively killed him. 517 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,079 (FLORENCE LAUGHS) That's not funny! 518 00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:13,999 Mum, what the hell? 519 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,999 It's not funny! So much! 520 00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:21,000 And, um...well, I mean, not very many marriages survive... 521 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,879 ..the death of a child, 522 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,519 fictional or... 523 00:22:25,520 --> 00:22:28,520 Well, I mean, they probably do survive fictional deaths. 524 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,639 Thinking about it. 525 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:33,999 Julian's a good father... 526 00:22:34,000 --> 00:22:35,919 You look great. 527 00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:39,119 ..in that he doesn't try too hard. 528 00:22:39,120 --> 00:22:40,759 I mean, he's best at play. 529 00:22:40,760 --> 00:22:42,559 He is the hero of his own story 530 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:44,719 and the rest of us are the supporting cast, 531 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,759 which is...which is fine. 532 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:53,039 The fool doth think he's a wise man but the wise man knows he's a fool. 533 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:54,719 That's definitely Shakespeare. 534 00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:56,800 As You Like It, act V. Touchstone. 535 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,679 (WEEPS) 536 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:03,679 (HEIDI LAUGHS) Oh, my god. 537 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,280 (SOBS) 538 00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:17,799 How DID they get it here? 539 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:19,879 We'll never know. Was it aliens? 540 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,639 Merlin? Giants? 541 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:24,239 I'll have to go to my grave wondering. 542 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,759 Drive me mad. 543 00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:27,999 Do you want to get out? Seems to have eased a bit. 544 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,839 Well, it's too bloody dark now. 545 00:23:29,840 --> 00:23:32,000 (SIGHS) This country! 546 00:23:32,531 --> 00:23:37,439 JULIAN: Fathering is not something perfect men do. 547 00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:40,200 Fathering perfects the man. 548 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,759 I think that's...was that William D. Wattles? 549 00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:45,279 I think so. 550 00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:47,239 I...I am a human. 551 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:50,879 At the end of the day, I am a human. Yes, I'm a father but I am a human. 552 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:54,879 We are a family. 553 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:57,759 Where am I? Where's Florence? 554 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,439 Dad, that's really hurtful. 555 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:02,000 Family in metamorphosis. 556 00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:10,159 Oh, my god. 557 00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:12,840 (AUDIENCE APPLAUDS) 558 00:24:15,240 --> 00:24:18,079 Whew! Really takes you on a journey, doesn't it? 559 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,359 I didn't really like the music. No? 560 00:24:20,360 --> 00:24:22,079 Well, we can change that. 561 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:24,879 Very artistic, in an artistic-licence sort of way. 562 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,239 Thank you. 563 00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:27,959 Why did she do all that filming 564 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:29,959 if she was only gonna use you crying on a stool? 565 00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,679 It's not finished, though, is it? No. 566 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:33,600 No. OK. So...yeah. I have thoughts. 567 00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:37,479 Congratulations, Julian. It really is your...Octopus's Garden. 568 00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,279 Oh, thank you, Heidi. 569 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:40,920 I think. 570 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,479 Are you coming? 571 00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:46,319 I'll be there in a minute. 572 00:24:46,320 --> 00:24:48,119 I like to stay for the entire credit sequence, 573 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:50,399 out of respect for everyone who worked on it. 574 00:24:50,400 --> 00:24:53,410 Well, I'll see you out there. Do you fancy another lemonade? 575 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,559 (SIGHS) 576 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,679 (PHONE RINGS) 577 00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:13,599 Sorry. Uh, Yolanda, do you mind if I take this? 578 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:15,080 OK. 579 00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:18,159 Heidi! Hi. Yeah. 580 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:20,159 No, no. It's fine. We've had to... 581 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,039 It's a lot of noise from the rain. 582 00:25:22,040 --> 00:25:23,919 Yeah. Austin? 583 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,999 Yeah, no, he's...he's doing really well. Yeah. 584 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,159 He's playing ball. Yep. Um... (LAUGHS) 585 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,999 No, I don't really see it, myself. 586 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,599 No, he's nothing like me. Absolutely nothing like me. 587 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:37,079 Mind you, we haven't had the results of the DNA test yet, 588 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,199 so maybe he isn't my son after all. (CHUCKLES) 589 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:40,719 Yeah. 590 00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:42,599 Good for PR, though, right? 591 00:25:42,600 --> 00:25:44,400 Yeah. (LAUGHS) 592 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,239 OK. Yep. Yep. 593 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,639 Austin... (ON SCREEN) Absolutely. Yeah. 594 00:25:49,640 --> 00:25:51,280 Righto. Yep... 595 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,840 Wait! 596 00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:05,400 Captions by Red Bee Media 597 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000 Copyright Australian Broadcasting Corporation 598 00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,559 I'm just trying to get a handle 599 00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:16,679 on how many times a father can lose his son in a week. 600 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:18,759 He's gone exploring. He wanted some space. 601 00:26:18,760 --> 00:26:21,759 I'm actually writing a book about how the English use English. 602 00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,599 And what are your findings? 603 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,599 That the English misuse English, of course. 604 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:27,959 Your paintings have been hung and they look amazing. 605 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,719 So my paintings are not just well hung - they are also hung well. 606 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,639 Is that a penis joke? Yeah. 607 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:34,959 I'm a writer too but the, uh, journalist kind. 608 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:36,439 Cool! 609 00:26:36,440 --> 00:26:38,880 I have some big news - I met a woman. Oh! 610 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:43,480 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0